Madtown Tires

The geniuses at a little school named University of frikkin' Wisconsin-Madison! have come up with a great solution for destructible tires on those near indestructible military Hummers. Based on complaints from Iraq that IED's were disabling Hummers and putting troops in harm's way, Polymer scientists at my alma mater came up with this honeycomb pattern, modeled after a bee's nest, that is bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and with some spinners on it will be the tire of choice for urban gangsters everywhere. Read more here...