my friends make me proud

in california weed is for all practical purposes, totally legal. if one wants it bad enough, joint pain or an ailing pet lizard is enough to secure a doctor's note. this is not the case in colorado where my tree loving friend often travels to ski. neither is it accepted on the airplanes that transport my friend to colorado, nor, most importantly, by my friend's protective jewish mother.

thankfully, my friend has uncle in colorado who shares the same affinity for the skunk. i'll call him uncle mj. on this particular trip uncle mj and my friend didn't overlap, thus there was no hand off. they say pressure brings out the best in men and well, these two worked out a fool-proof plan to hid the doobie. the answer, like all the best in life, is brilliantly simple. you can find your very own jewish mom proof pot hiding machine here.